PRIVATEYE

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WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

Welcome to PRIVATEYE, my personal site dedicated and themed around film noir! It also contains other sites based on my general (specific) interests. Feel free to look around, but don't touch anything... Or should you? Also, I've given your mouse a cigar. Click & hold to take a good old puff.

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RESOURCES

  • Classic Film Noir: A great site filled with reviews for classic and some neo noirs, plus a good amount of analyses of elements present in the genre such as fascism, smoking and general film noir theory.
  • This blog lists a huge number of noirs you can watch right now, for free. (Archived)

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME...

If you have any questions, inquiries, hatemail or you just wanna start a conversation, feel free to reach me through Tumblr (@cherrytastiq) anytime. I'm also on Twitter, but I'm not as active on there and never check DMs.

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CHANGELOG

23/03/2026
HUUUUUGE MAINSITE REVAMP! Layout wise at least. It's now more mobile compatible than ever, hopefully. Will be adding stuff soon and this time I'm not kidding around! The LapBlog will now be a general blog since I wanna keep updating it and I have nothing else to say about my Mint setup.
Added the Bookshelf, a place where I'll be posting my essays / short written works! I told you I'd be adding stuff soon.
04/08/2025
Added the SITBC Webshrine that's been looooong overdue!! Hopefully will be fixing / adding more stuff to the site soon. The Shrine of Shrines is now fully mobile compatible!
30/06/2025
Fixed some small things that were bothering me for a while (like the background image repeating when you scroll down + issues with the footer in general). There's still so much more stuff to do but uni's killing me right now u_u
12/03/2025
Added Joey's LapBlog, a small little place to talk about Linux Mint and my new laptop :-].
07/02/2025
Added the Shrine of Shrines! Only the Time Squad and Nick Bounty ones are completed for now.
11/09/2025
Another huge main page revamp! Now it's mobile friendly for realsies.
11/09/2024
Revamped the reviews archive! It looks a lot cleaner now and should be functional on mobile. Also changing image links from imgur to a better archival site.
13/04/2024
Huge layout revamp! PRIVATEYE is now a little more mobile friendly. Currently reworking where to put the music player + music archive.
10/11/2023
Fixed images and implemented EZGallery, general changes to the homepage for easier navigation. Updated the free noir films list to be the archived version. Youtube videos refuse to play on my site, will try to find a fix.
14/09/2023
Added 2 archive subpages, fixed up the about section and updated the review subpage.
24/08/2023
Made marquee speed slower and cleaned up the ranking subpage :-]
23/08/2023
Added a changelog ^_^ also added a favicon and a warning page before entering the main site. Sorry for the boatload of updates today but Neocities is really finnicky and refuses to update my css file. sad!